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Fri Aug 29

WHY I DON’T INGEST STUFF AT PARTIES

WEED: I already have extreme paranoia.

COCAINE: I already get nosebleeds.

HALLUCINOGENS: I already mix up dreams and reality.

MDMA: I already stay up all night dancing.

CAFFEINE: ok so I had coffee one time and I cleaned my whole house and had to keep doing aerobics because I thought if I stopped my heart would explode, then I slept for 5 hours so yeah, never again.

CIGARETTES: I don’t have enough hands to eat gummy candy and check twitter AND hold a cigarette.

ALCOHOL: this section intentionally left blank.


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GOING FOR THE ALL NATURAL LOOK TODAY


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Tue Aug 12
EATING CANDY ON THE STREET

EATING CANDY ON THE STREET


BATMAN

BATMAN


ALMOST WEARING REAL CLOTHING

ALMOST WEARING REAL CLOTHING


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Wed Jul 16

12 DAYS IN CALI. 2 DAYS IN VEGAS.


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Mon Jun 23

THREE DAYS OF GOVERNOR’S BALL. THREE DAYS OF ABSURD OUTFITS.


TIME 2 DANCE

TIME 2 DANCE


WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SPEND THE LONG WEEKEND IN A UNIFORM

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SPEND THE LONG WEEKEND IN A UNIFORM


RUGBY DAY

RUGBY DAY


10 WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A SUPERHERO (or maybe a serial killer)

1. He shows up to dinner late and disheveled.

2. He disappears at the sound of police sirens.

3. You’re pretty sure his lenses have no prescription.

4. His excuses for missing important life events make literally no sense at all.

5. You’ve narrowly escaped death way more times than any of your friends.

6. He’s a little bit TOO good looking.

7. He never tells you where he’s going but asks that you blindly trust him.

8. His immediate family died in a tragic accident.

9. His last girlfriend died in a tragic accident.

10. He tells you he’s a superhero.


NEON INFINITY


NIKE TIME



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