February 2012
19 posts
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Feb 24th
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THINGS I'VE SEARCHED ON WEB MD
can you die of smelling something terrible, (ex. Canal St in Manhattan) will I go blind from getting shampoo in my eye will I get brain damage from accidentally spraying perfume in my ear what about hairspray in the ear, more brain damage? can a person live on hot cheese and gummy candy alone a homeless man coughed in my face will I be OK can you get Hepatitis from sharing a water park
Feb 24th
28 notes
4 tags
Feb 23rd
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4 tags
Feb 21st
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 16th
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4 tags
Feb 14th
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LAST MINUTE VALENTINE'S DAY GIFT IDEAS
IF YOU’RE UNEMPLOYED: Swiffer the apartment for your spouse. Take the ball of hair-dust from the Swiffer, tape it to a swatch of corduroy and add googly eyes. Presto! Adorable stuffed animal. IF YOU LIVE NEAR CHINATOWN: Buy a knock-off designer handbag. Fill with cell phone cases and incense. Garnish with fake Ray-Ban sunglasses. IF YOU’RE DATING AN ACTOR/MODEL: A mirror. IF YOU...
Feb 14th
27 notes
3 tags
Feb 13th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 8th
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THOUGHTS I HAD DURING "SMASH" LAST NIGHT
Katherine McPhee is so pretty and as interesting as oh I don’t know a Pet Rock Why am I watching this How much did NBC spend on advertising this show I wish they used the money instead to end world hunger I wonder if Courtney will win the Bachelor
Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
41 notes
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Feb 6th
34 notes
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THINGS I THOUGHT DURING "THE VOICE" LAST NIGHT
Why is Blake Shelton the only one who knows how to say normal person things Can someone besides Christina please pick out clothes for Christina Where does Adam Levine live I’m asking for a friend Does Cee-lo have magical powers I bet Cee-lo has magical powers
Feb 6th
56 notes
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Feb 3rd
28 notes
5 tags
Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
20 posts
4 tags
Jan 31st
25 notes
4 tags
Jan 27th
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5 tags
Jan 26th
32 notes
6 tags
Jan 25th
34 notes
5 tags
Jan 24th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
57 notes
3 tags
Jan 18th
45 notes
7 tags
Jan 17th
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Jan 13th
41 notes
4 tags
Jan 12th
39 notes
5 tags
Jan 12th
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4 tags
Jan 11th
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2 tags
Jan 10th
41 notes
5 tags
Jan 9th
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Jan 6th
32 notes
3 tags
Jan 5th
29 notes
3 tags
Jan 4th
36 notes
3 tags
Jan 2nd
51 notes
2 tags
Jan 2nd
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December 2011
19 posts
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Dec 31st
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Dec 21st
34 notes
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
50 notes
4 tags
Dec 19th
38 notes
3 tags
THINGS MY OLDER SISTER TAUGHT ME
at least 10 ways of getting rid of lima beans if you don’t want to eat them how to make hemp necklaces if a girl is crazy enough to ask for the shirt you’re physically wearing, just give it to her. this is the kind of person who will beat you up. how to apply make-up how to apply make-up at stop lights how to use a hair dryer/ curling iron how to cover up a burn from the curling...
Dec 19th
31 notes
4 tags
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
33 notes
3 tags
Dec 13th
3 tags
Dec 13th
28 notes
4 tags
Dec 12th
43 notes