WEED: I already have extreme paranoia.
COCAINE: I already get nosebleeds.
HALLUCINOGENS: I already mix up dreams and reality.
MDMA: I already stay up all night dancing.
CAFFEINE: ok so I had coffee one time and I cleaned my whole house and had to keep doing aerobics because I thought if I stopped my heart would explode, then I slept for 5 hours so yeah, never again.
CIGARETTES: I don’t have enough hands to eat gummy candy and check twitter AND hold a cigarette.
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