December 2011
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THINGS MY OLDER SISTER TAUGHT ME
at least 10 ways of getting rid of lima beans if you don’t want to eat them
how to make hemp necklaces
if a girl is crazy enough to ask for the shirt you’re physically wearing, just give it to her. this is the kind of person who will beat you up.
how to apply make-up
how to apply make-up at stop lights
how to use a hair dryer/ curling iron
how to cover up a burn from the curling...
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LIFE LESSONS I LEARNT FROM THE NEW TWILIGHT MOVIE
Instead of reconciling differences with loved ones, run full speed into the woods.
Begin all arguments either in or nearby a wooded area.
Vampires are such sweethearts!
Real live regular people are a total drag.
It’s OK to be miserable on your wedding day.
It’s OK to be miserable your honeymoon.
Try to be hopeful even when you’re sick. KIDDING! Be miserable.
Newborn...
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