this is the review I left on yelp for Time Warner Cable
why can I not give zero stars? this company deserves zero stars. it actually deserves negative eleventy stars but then we get into numbers that don’t exist and all of a sudden I’m confusing everyone, like when you try to understand time travel. so zero. ZERO STARS TIME WARNER. I HATE YOU.
The internet connection is comparable to the dial-up I used in 9th grade to ask boys out via AIM, then cry when they wanted to “stay friends” when we both know we were never friends.
You schedule appointments in 4 hour windows then don’t show up. It’s a blind date where you saw me and left before even entering the restaurant because I lied about my age/weight/disposition.