1. He shows up to dinner late and disheveled.
2. He disappears at the sound of police sirens.
3. You’re pretty sure his lenses have no prescription.
4. His excuses for missing important life events make literally no sense at all.
5. You’ve narrowly escaped death way more times than any of your friends.
6. He’s a little bit TOO good looking.
7. He never tells you where he’s going but asks that you blindly trust him.
8. His immediate family died in a tragic accident.
9. His last girlfriend died in a tragic accident.
10. He tells you he’s a superhero.