BIRTHDAY SUIT


28
Sat Nov 09

WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT


43
Thu Nov 07

TV QUIZ

CBS: NCISes
NBC: Law&Orderses
ABC: either 50 dancing shows or one dancing show 50 times
CW: 30 year olds play teenagers
WB: 30 year olds play 20 year olds
FOX: cartoons for adults
CARTOON NETWORK: cartoons for high adults
PBS: can we all agree Teletubbies are on acid
MSNBC: concerned faces slowly mummified by scrolling hieroglyphics
CNN: THE WORLD IS ENDING TOMORROW PROBABLY?
FOXNews: white ppl yell “OBAMA SUX” for infinity all time
MTV: everyone is pregnant. some know they’re pregnant. some don’t.
VH1: 24 hour pop-up video pls OK
ComedyCentral: Jon Stewart is president?
HBO: boobs and f word
Bravo: ladies be cray
TLC: here watch this train wreck
Netflix: here binge-watch this quality original programming
Hulu: Netflix w/ commercials
OWN: pass
SHOWTIME: wait no this one is boobs and f word
DisneyChannel: adorable robot children
Nickelodeon: slutty Disney Channel
TNT: see “NBC”
ABC Family: see “Disney Channel”
Lifetime: written by Jodi Picoult starring Jennifer Love Hewitt
TBS: Courtney Cox then&now
AMC: Don Draper fights zombies yep pretty sure about this one
SHARK WEEK:this is a channel I think
TCM: Citizen Kane (nailed it!)
NatGeo: the world is so beautiful oh god I’m so alone
Telemundo:strippers host kids shows
HSN/QVC: hoarders paradise
BET: Family Matters marathons? UM YES PLEASE
Cinemax: ok THIS is definitely the boob one I just know it
Rizzoli & Isles: this is also a channel i think


34
Fri Nov 01

I ONLY ATTEND HALLOWEEN PARTIES THAT HAVE INDOOR PLAYGROUNDS FOR ADULTS


67
Sat Oct 26
PREFONTAINE

PREFONTAINE


21
Tue Oct 08
MY FRIEND RYAN WEARS A NICE SHIRT AND I WEAR AN UGLY ONE

MY FRIEND RYAN WEARS A NICE SHIRT AND I WEAR AN UGLY ONE


14
Mon Oct 07

I WISH I HAD A SWEATSHIRT AS COOL AS CHRISTY’S


HOW TO TAKE A PHOTO

the lady in green


41
Wed Oct 02
A PEEFECT DAY FOR BANANAPANTS

A PEEFECT DAY FOR BANANAPANTS


28
Sat Sep 21
YES PLEASE I WILL HAVE SOME TACOS

YES PLEASE I WILL HAVE SOME TACOS


18
Wed Sep 18
SAY NO TO PANTS

SAY NO TO PANTS


22
Tue Sep 17
LOST IN NEW YORK

LOST IN NEW YORK


26
Mon Sep 16

HELLO MISTER SPACEMAN

HELLO MISTER SPACEMAN


22
Sat Aug 31
JOINING THE CIRCUS

JOINING THE CIRCUS


21
Thu Aug 29
HAVING A BAD FACE DAY

HAVING A BAD FACE DAY



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