- at least 10 ways of getting rid of lima beans if you don’t want to eat them
- how to make hemp necklaces
- if a girl is crazy enough to ask for the shirt you’re physically wearing, just give it to her. this is the kind of person who will beat you up.
- how to apply make-up
- how to apply make-up at stop lights
- how to use a hair dryer/ curling iron
- how to cover up a burn from the curling iron
- it’s OK to be late to high school
- it’s OK to be late to almost everything
- if you get straight A’s you can skip school exactly once. however, you will have anxiety about it the whole time.
- men have approximately a 15 year maturity lag on women. (ie., 18 year-old man is a 3 year-old, etc.)
- once you accept that men can only ever think about one thing at a time (for women it’s no less than 5) all of a sudden they make PERFECT sense
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