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IF I WERE A FLOWER I’D BE THE KIND THAT MAKES SNARKY COMMENTS TO PEOPLE AS THEY WALK BY

IF I WERE A FLOWER I’D BE THE KIND THAT MAKES SNARKY COMMENTS TO PEOPLE AS THEY WALK BY


ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT’S ME, BEZ. YOU KNOW THE ONE DOWN HERE IN ALL THE NEON.

ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT’S ME, BEZ. YOU KNOW THE ONE DOWN HERE IN ALL THE NEON.


I GO TO WORK.IN AN OFFICE. WITH OTHER PEOPLE.AKA “TODAY I WORE AN OVERSIZE NEIL DIAMOND T-SHIRT & A PAIR OF BIKE SHORTS TO THE OFFICE.”
Neil Diamond t-shirt: something by boss was about to throw away, so I cut it up and tied it with a rubber band. 80’S STYLE.
bike shorts: UO (used to be pants. I cut those, too)
gold boots: Doc Marten

I GO TO WORK.
IN AN OFFICE.
WITH OTHER PEOPLE.
AKA “TODAY I WORE AN OVERSIZE NEIL DIAMOND T-SHIRT & A PAIR OF BIKE SHORTS TO THE OFFICE.”

  • Neil Diamond t-shirt: something by boss was about to throw away, so I cut it up and tied it with a rubber band. 80’S STYLE.
  • bike shorts: UO (used to be pants. I cut those, too)
  • gold boots: Doc Marten