Like freshly cut roses and a cute stuffed bear
You’re prickly, cold and unaware
Blood is red
Dead bodies are blue
You’ll be mine
Until I end you
Yes, Mom, I’m still single, and don’t have a baby yet;
But if I get knocked up I promise you can raise it!
My love for you is truly sublime
Like a zombie mob at feeding time
Let’s reaffirm our vows my love, in fact;
Let’s also add a suicide pact!
You don’t say I love you
But you’ll always be mine
We’re perfect together
You hot pizza pie
BE MINE. like it’s not an option it’s going to happen no matter what you do so how about don’t make this any more difficult than it has to be OK?
I’ll buy some sexy lingerie for sure
To show off to my open fridge door
Will you be my bumblebee valentine?
Sting me, fly away and die?