OPENING DAY OF THE U.S. OPEN. OUR SEATS WERE IN THE VERY LAST ROW A/K/A “ULTIMATE TENNIS PARTY ROW”
THIS PICTURE IS BLURRY BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO BOLT. OUT. THAT. DOOR.
HANGING OUTDOORS IN A SHIRT I MADE WITH LOTS OF LACOSTE GATORS
here’s the other lacoste shirt I made!
PURPLE GATORS ARE THE BEST KIND OF GATORS
I BET THE GUY WHO MADE FUN OF MY OUTFIT AFTER MY STAND-UP SET LAST NIGHT WAS JUST SUPER JEALOUS…. RIGHT?
BEING PREPPY SORT OF
gator close-up